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Thursday, 18 October 2007

Morning Pages - Create a mythical creature that lives in a petrol pump

Have you ever wondered, as you stand there filling your car with fuel, just how the petrol gets from the underground tanks to your car? Well, my friend, wonder no more, inside every petrol pump resides not computer chips and other techy junk but an Essell. A creature made purely of gas, on a hot day you can smell it as you fill your car, and you thought that was just petrol fumes! If you are lucky and catch a glimpse of the Essell, out of the corner of your eye, the gas is in takes the form of a large cat. Stripes of cloudy vapour, a gaseous tiger, and there you thought 'Put a tiger in your tank' came from some advertising executive's marketing ploy. Oh no that urban myth is very real. The ethereal Essell works its wonders spiriting petrol from the storage tanks under your feet to the fuel tank of your vehicle. All that effort just for you? No of course its not for the mere humans, as always we are just a side issue in the feline agenda. The object of the Essell's attentions is the kitten that purrs seductively into life every time you turn the key in the ignition. Next time you press your foot down on the gas pedal at the garage listen out for the roar as Essell meets kitten.

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JeMs2007

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